New Civilization News: 2nd Annual Poetry Spam    
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picture2 Dec 2001 @ 16:08, by Flemming Funch

SatireWire hosts an annual "Poetry Spam", an event where contestants write poetry consisting entirely of quotes from spam e-mail. Check out the winner of last year's contest. This could be your only chance to win a contest by writing poems about earning $100,000 in 10 weeks by working at home...

2000 WINNER: David A. Winston, New York, N.Y.


Brazen Teen Bitches,
Take a serious look at your life.
And allow me to introduce
a powerful new substance
from the Electri-Cellular Industry.
Electrigel Creme

I wouldn't have believed it myself,
But now there is a better way.
There is no catch.
I have to get this off my chest before I explode!!!
Electrigel Creme

It's true you can earn $50,000 in the next 90 days
You really can find out ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE!
A university diploma is waiting for you!
But no product is more effective than,
Electrigel Creme

What does it do?
That's right. It really really does.

And that, my friend, is the bargain of a lifetime.

I am faxing a check

Copyright © 2000, SatireWire

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