 29 Jan 2002 @ 03:22, by Flemming Funch
This one is very funny. It is a State of the Union Address as George Bush ought to deliver it. It is not only humorous, it is pretty obviously the way it ought to be. It is from the Contract with the Planet site, started by Ben and Jerry's (ice cream) co-founder Ben Cohen.
Dear friend,
Lately Jerry has said that I'm having trouble focusing on the ice
cream. Well, I must say, I've been worried about President Bush's
State of the Union Message. I mean, after what this country's been
through lately we all hope that his speech will be filled with the
kind of big ideas we need to be safe and strong. But what if Bush
chickens out and just talks about more guns, more oil drilling, and
more help for big corporations as the plan for our nation's future?
Aren't we ready for something better than business as usual?
But today I got some good news that I wanted to share with you. A
friend secretly videotaped President Bush's practice sessions for the
State of the Union Message. It's amazing, I think he's seen the
light. Just click this link and check it out.
[link]
When the show is over you can share the good news with all your
friends and family by just forwarding them this email. That should
put a smile on their faces.
Sincerely,
Ben Cohen,
Co-founder of Ben & Jerry's
|
|
