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 11 May 2003 @ 11:23, by martha
Mirth, Mischief and the Morris way
"Serious you say, my manly woman or is it womanly man? Why of course life is serious but it doesn’t mean you have to take it that way."
Mr. Morris speaking to a convention of Nay-Sayers, Doubtsville, USA. (the exact location is secret)
Why a column on out-of-depth analysis viewing past and future events mingled in the present? Good question and one I hope to reveal in future pawings on the keyboard. It takes much thinking and nibbling on ginger men while listening to inspiring, heart thumping music to answer questions in the moment.
For those with inquiring minds, Morris means the son of a dark skinned (Latin) More (English) who is not a moron or morose.
Be aware that the above definition has nothing whatever to do with why I got my name. (Please check my bio which is nearly ready) (Patience my fans, all in paw time).
I will humbly advise you on all matters and encourage all irrelevant questions. What’s that you ask? My qualifications!!! (see my soon coming pawed bio)
And in closing on this Mother’s Day I’d like to say, personally I think it is all commercial, lovey dovey, mushy perfumed sentiment created by the Corpocracy. Why did you know that mothers are the cause of…oh never mind. My mother cleared her throat and mentioned too much straw has fallen between the keys and caused the letters to take on a life of their own.
So in final closing (until next time), "Straw On".
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Mr. Morris does not presently endorse Apple Computer products or Pepperidge Farm Ginger Men cookies.
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Category: Gazette Columns
2 comments
31 May 2003 @ 10:47 by waalstraat : Transcendence
Mr Morris, I don't have to have psychic powers to see thay you transecend all that man/woman/woman/man junk---You are a Mister Morris...unique in your real cool...non-self. I can't wait to see your biography...your new fan, "I'm a push-voer Wisser"...bless me Mr. Morris.....Amen
1 Jun 2003 @ 06:54 by martha : errr bio
Well there seems to be a disagreement between ma and me concerning the bio. Some of the pictures I want to use, she doesn't. she is also complaining that some of my facts are questionable. So the bio is coming slooooowwwwly.
Of course I'll bless you waalstraat---cookie crumbs fly off of Mr. Morris, get sucked in by the computer screen and suddenly pop out and land on waalstraat.
"One can never have too many sweets" is Mr. Morris's motto.
Other musings in Gazette Columns
7 Jun 2004 @ 13:54: The Marauder's Map
13 May 2004 @ 13:07: Crusades
22 Jan 2004 @ 14:04: NCN: 16% evil, 84% good ?
24 Aug 2003 @ 22:22: Interview with Baalberith
19 Jun 2003 @ 09:10: Straw Paws
9 May 2003 @ 20:29: Aleatoric and Political Surrealism in the Age of the Internet
9 May 2003 @ 20:19: Un Amour de Swan
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