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 2 Sep 2006 @ 20:11
Help Us Find a New Slogan for FOX NEWS
PEOPLE WHO WATCH FOX NEWS ARE UNINFORMED. THE U OF MD RESEARCH SHOWED THAT 80% OF FOX NEWS WATCHERS EITHER BELIEVED THAT 1. SADDAM WAS CONNECTED TO 011, 2. THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD SUPPORTED THE US INVASION OF IRAQ
Fox "News" - "where the 'Right' is WRONG"
FOX - ALL THE NEWS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED!
FOX = COMMIE STATION.
FOX = GOP PROPAGANDA
FOX = YOU'LL HEAR WHAT WE 'WANT' YOU TO HEAR!
FOX does more spinning than Michael Jackson dancing on stage! (LOL)
Fox in the Chicken Coop News
fox isn't news. it's just mindless entertainment with a pile of lies tossed in.
FOX NEW "Even Hitler Wishes He Had Us Back Then"
FOX NEWS "for a good laugh tune into us."
"FOX NEWS=Neo Con News Network""False and Biased New
FOX NEWS "If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job"
FOX NEWS "Just bend over so we can blow some more smoke up your ass!"--
FOX NEWS "Trust us because we can read you this crap and still keep a straight face!"
Fox News - The Station That Can Even Make Ann Coulter Look Smart!"
Fox News ...."Even Hitler Wishes He Had Us Back Then
FOX news is right up there with the Comedy channel
FOX NEWS WATCH 'E.D' MAKE OVER 139 FACIAL CONTORTIONS EVERY TIME SHE SAYS THE WORD, 'DEMOCRAT'
FOX NEWS We prove that mad cow disease can be transmitted to humans - watch us when Ann Coulter is on
FOX NEWS, all the news that fits our agenda...
Fox News, all the news thats fit for Republicans
Fox News- Because the truth is so boring!"
FOX NEWS...Because You Can't Handle The Truth"
FOX news...where context and analysis are dirty words
Fox News: Because ignorance really is bliss!!"
Fox News: Just cuz we made it up, doesn't mean it won't happen
FOX NEWS: The Bush ass- kissing channel"
Fox News: The Republican Slanted News Network 'It's UnPatriotic to Question Us
FOX news: we report, you believe
Fox News: Were 'Fair and Balanced' when it comes to issues we agree on!"
FOX News: Where Bill O'Reilly says 'SHUT THE FOX UP!'"
FOX NEWS: You don't have to be honest if you're right."
FOX NEWS="If you haven't heard it before, it's because we made it up"
FOX NEWS=== actually said that a civil war would be GOOD for the country...lol
FOX NEWS=Making the the world safe for stupidity"
FOX NEWS=News on steroids
Fox Tabloid News - Our slogan is: 'You can fool some of the people some of the time, but we think we can fool Fox viewers all of the time.'
Fox, the RIGHT news, where the truth matters less..."
Fox: We'll take you for a spin
Fox: We're so right we're wrong!"
Fux News: Daily Ration of Bushit"
FOX NEWS=Neo Con News Network""False and Biased News"
FOX NEWS=We report the truth like 'HILTER'
FOX NEWS="9 out of 10 white supremists prefer FOX NEWS"--
"Fox News: Fair and Balanced just like the Bush budget..."
"Fox News: Simple News For Simple Minds
"Why not us? You already buy every other lie we tell you"
Agree with us or SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!" More >
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 27 Aug 2005 @ 18:56
By Stephen Simon
Co-Founder, The Spiritual Cinema Circle
1. FIELD OF DREAMS
Even if Field of Dreams wasn't a wonderful movie on many different levels, its core message would deserve its place in the pantheon of the 5 Spiritual Cinema Classics that everyone should see simply for its phrase: "If you build it, they (or he) will come." Read more here...
2. GROUNDHOG DAY
Groundhog Day is a wonderful human comedy about being given the rare opportunity to live several lifetimes all in the same day. Read more here...
3. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
This masterpiece is one of the 5 Spiritual Cinema Classics that everyone should see because it revolves around the intriguing question of what would the world around us look like if we had never been born? We've all wondered that in our darkest hours and this film plays it out. Life also looks at our priorities as human beings and delivers a powerful message about the primacy of love. Read more here...
4. WHALE RIDER
When an old paradigm dies, a void in time is created and that twilight space becomes a magical opportunity for all those who have been born into it. The new paradigm is still but a ray of sun on a distant horizon and it is that light that sustains us in the unknown of that suspended moment in time. Read more here...
5. THE MATRIX
The Matrix is one of the 5 Spiritual Cinema Classics that I believe everyone should see because, underneath its surface, it contains a breathtaking metaphysical message that is almost unprecedented in Hollywood big-budget movie making. Read more here... More >
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22 Aug 2005 @ 07:27
Sunday, August 21, 2005
By BILL McKIBBEN
ONLY 40 PERCENT of Americans can name more than four of the Ten Commandments, and a scant half can cite any of the four authors of the Gospels.
Twelve percent believe Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
This failure to recall the specifics of our Christian heritage may be further evidence of our nation's educational decline, but it probably doesn't matter all that much in spiritual or political terms.
Here is a statistic that does matter: Three-quarters of Americans believe the Bible teaches that "God helps those who help themselves." That is, three out of four Americans believe that this uber-American idea, a notion at the core of our current individualist politics and culture, which was in fact uttered by Ben Franklin, actually appears in Holy Scripture.
The thing is, not only is Franklin's wisdom not biblical; it's counterbiblical. Few ideas could be further from the gospel message, with its radical summons to love of neighbor. On this essential matter, most Americans - most American Christians - are simply wrong, as if 75 percent of American scientists believed that Newton proved gravity causes apples to fly up.
Asking Christians what Christ taught isn't a trick. When we say we are a Christian nation - and, overwhelmingly, we do - it means something. People who go to church absorb lessons there and make real decisions based on those lessons; increasingly, these lessons inform their politics. (One poll found that 11 percent of U.S. churchgoers were urged by their clergy to vote in a particular way in the 2004 election, up from 6 percent in 2000.) When George Bush says that Jesus Christ is his favorite philosopher, he may or may not be sincere, but he is reflecting the sincere beliefs of the vast majority of Americans.
And therein is the paradox. America is simultaneously the most professedly Christian of the developed nations and the least Christian in its behavior. That paradox - more important, perhaps, than the much touted ability of French women to stay thin on a diet of chocolate and cheese - illuminates the hollow at the core of our boastful, careening culture.
Ours is among the most spiritually homogenous rich nations on earth. Depending on which poll you look at and how the question is asked, somewhere around 85 percent of us call ourselves Christian. Israel, by way of comparison, is 77 percent Jewish.
It is true that a smaller number of Americans - about 75 percent - claim they actually pray to God on a daily basis, and only 33 percent say they manage to get to church every week. Still, even if that 85 percent overstates actual practice, it clearly represents aspiration.
In fact, there is nothing else that unites more than four-fifths of America. Every other statistic one can cite about American behavior is essentially also a measure of the behavior of professed Christians. That's what America is: a place saturated in Christian identity.
But is it Christian? This is not a matter of angels dancing on the heads of pins. Christ was pretty specific about what he had in mind for his followers. What if we chose some simple criterion - say, giving aid to the poorest people - as a reasonable proxy for Christian behavior? After all, in the days before his crucifixion, when Jesus summed up his message for his disciples, he said the way you could tell the righteous from the damned was by whether they'd fed the hungry, slaked the thirsty, clothed the naked, welcomed the stranger and visited the prisoner. What would we find then?
In 2004, as a share of our economy, we ranked second to last, after Italy, among developed countries in government foreign aid. Per capita we each provide 15 cents a day in official development assistance to poor countries. And it's not because we were giving to private charities for relief work instead. Such funding increases our average daily donation by just six pennies, to 21 cents.
It's also not because Americans were too busy taking care of their own; nearly 18 percent of American children lived in poverty (compared with, say, 8 percent in Sweden). In fact, by pretty much any measure of caring for the least among us you want to propose - childhood nutrition, infant mortality, access to preschool - we come in nearly last among the rich nations, and often by a wide margin.
The point is not just that (as everyone already knows) the American nation trails badly in all these categories; it's that the overwhelmingly Christian American nation trails badly in all these categories, categories to which Jesus paid particular attention.
And it's not as if the numbers are getting better: the U.S. Department of Agriculture reported last year that the number of households that were "food insecure with hunger" had climbed more than 26 percent between 1999 and 2003.
This Christian nation also tends to make personal, as opposed to political, choices that the Bible would seem to frown upon. Despite the Sixth Commandment, we are, of course, the most violent rich nation on earth, with a murder rate four or five times that of our European peers. We have prison populations greater by a factor of six or seven than other rich nations (which at least should give us plenty of opportunity for visiting the prisoners).
Having been told to turn the other cheek, we're the only Western democracy left that executes its citizens, mostly in those states where Christianity is theoretically strongest.
Despite Jesus' strong declarations against divorce, our marriages break up at a rate-just over half-that compares poorly with the European Union's average of about four in ten. That average may be held down by the fact that Europeans marry less frequently, and by countries, like Italy, where divorce is difficult; still, compare our success with, say, that of the godless Dutch, whose divorce rate is just over 37 percent.
Teenage pregnancy? We're at the top of the charts. Personal self-discipline-like, say, keeping your weight under control? Buying on credit? Running government deficits? Do you need to ask?...
The power of the Christian right rests largely in the fact that its adherents boldly claim religious authority, and by their very boldness convince the rest of us that they must know what they're talking about. They're like the guy who gives you directions with such loud confidence that you drive on even though the road appears to be turning into a faint, rutted track.
But their theology is appealing for another reason, too: It coincides with what we want to believe. How nice it would be if Jesus had declared that our income was ours to keep, instead of insisting that we had to share. How satisfying it would be if we were supposed to hate our enemies. Religious conservatives will always have a comparatively easy sell.
But straight is the path and narrow is the way. The gospel is too radical for any culture larger than the Amish to ever come close to realizing; in demanding a departure from selfishness it conflicts with all our current desires. Even the first time around, judging by the reaction, the Gospels were pretty unwelcome news to an awful lot of people.
There is not going to be a modern-day return to the church of the early believers, holding all things in common - that's not what I'm talking about. Taking seriously the actual message of Jesus, though, should serve at least to moderate the greed and violence that mark this culture. It's hard to imagine a con much more audacious than making Christ the front man for a program of tax cuts for the rich or war in Iraq. If some modest part of the 85 percent of us who are Christians woke up to that fact, then the world might change.
It is possible, I think. Yes, the mainline Protestant churches that supported civil rights and opposed the war in Vietnam are mostly locked in a dreary decline as their congregations dwindle and their elders argue endlessly about gay clergy and same-sex unions. And the Catholic Church, for most of its American history a sturdy exponent of a "love your neighbor" theology, has been weakened, too, its hierarchy increasingly motivated by a single-issue focus on abortion.
Plenty of vital congregations are doing great good works - they're the ones that have nurtured me. But they aren't where the challenge will arise; they've grown shy about talking about Jesus, more comfortable with the language of sociology and politics. More and more it's Bible-quoting Christians, like [Jim] Wallis' Sojourners movement and that Baptist seminary graduate Bill Moyers, who are carrying the fight.
The best-selling of all Christian books in recent years, Rick Warren's "The Purpose-Driven Life," illustrates the possibilities. It has all the hallmarks of self-absorption (in one five-page chapter, I counted 65 uses of the word you). But it also makes a powerful case that we're made for mission. What that mission is never becomes clear, but the thirst for it is real. And there's no great need for Warren to state that purpose anyhow. For Christians, the plainspoken message of the Gospels is clear enough. If you have any doubts, read the Sermon on the Mount.
Admittedly, this is hope against hope. More likely the money changers and power brokers will remain ascendant in our "spiritual" life. Since the days of Constantine, emperors and rich men have sought to co-opt the teachings of Jesus.
As in so many areas of our increasingly market-tested lives, the co-opters - the TV men, the politicians, the Christian "interest groups" - have found a way to make each of us complicit in that travesty, too. They have invited us to subvert the church of Jesus even as we celebrate it. With their help we have made golden calves of ourselves - become a nation of terrified, self-obsessed idols. It works, and it may well keep working for a long time to come.
When Americans hunger for selfless love and are fed only love of self, they will remain hungry, and too often hungry people just come back for more of the same.
Bill McKibben is scholar-in-residence at Middlebury College and author of many books. This article is an excerpt of a larger article that appears in the August issue of Harper's Magazine.
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