Happy Holidays. Yes, the season is upon us again, but
that's not what I've come to talk to you about today.
I've come here to talk to you about a lawyer in Fargo,
who was having financial troubles.This lawyer was of
greek origin, and his name was Epocrates. His friends
called him Epo.
Epicrates was a car accident lawyer, but because of
this line of work, he also found himself dabbling in
personal injury law and also medical malpractice law.
So He wasn't JUST a car accident attorney, but was also
a personal injury attorney , and a medical malpractice
lawyer.
Epocrates had'nt always lived in Fargo. He'd also lived
in Florida for a while, where he was a Florida attorney,
and had lived in Los Angeles too, where he was a Los
Angeles Lawyer. Epocrates didn't like the climate in
those places much, so that is why he decided to move to
Fargo.
O.k., that's not the only reason he moved to Fargo. He
had been involved in a DUI in Los Angeles, and had been
involved in a wrongful death suit which made him finally
decide to leave L.A.
He'd had to find a lawyer. He found an excellent criminal
defense attorney, who's friendship with some medical malpractice
attorneys helped him shift the blame for the wrongful death suit
to the doctors who treated the plaintiffs injured
family member so in the end, all charges were dropped.
All of these legal difficulties left Epocrates slightly
impoverished though. His tax attorney was the one who
recomended that he move to Fargo, where taxes were
lower, after he searched countrywide for the best place
to live, financially speaking..
Just before Epocrates moved to Fargo, he'd heard a
lecture at the bar association's annual banquet, on how
much money was being made by mesothelioma lawyers.
What is mesothelioma, you may ask? Mesothelioma is a
cancer caused by exposure to asbestos, and is named
after Mesothelioma, Texas where there were some big
asbestos mining operations. Of all of the mesotheliomas,
peritoneal mesothelioma and malignant mesothelioma are
the worst forms of the disease. So Epocrates decided
that along with his other lawyering, he would also delve
into the area of Mesothelioma lawyering when he got to
Fargo.
Once he'd found a nice home in Fargo, befitting his tastes
, Epocrates decided to incorporate his law firm, to
shelter himself from any criminal liabilities. Once he
learned how to how to register a domain name, he set up
his own website for his new law firm and was officially
in business. By the way, he found that the domain
register thing was a fairly simple proceedure as nobody
owned that domain yet.
Soon Epocrates ran into financial problems. Because he
only charged 125 dollars an hour, he soon found that he
had to refinance his ameriquest mortgage note on his new
home, since he was going broke, slowly but surely.
Re: the mortgage. Epocrates had some experience with
loan refinance and mortgages, as he had been refinancing
his home in LA while he was there, to pay his legal
bills. This made him very familiar with California
mortgage rates. He'd also had a gmac mortgage when he
lived in Utah for a short time,so his experience with
the utah mortgage also contributed to his knowledge. He
also had a friend in Texas who also liked to refinance
and that friend helped him a good deal with his
knowledge in the matter. If you can do a Texas refinance,
you can do one in any state, as the saying goes.
He'd heard about a place in New York that had cheap
refinance rates, but Epocrates wanted a Fargo refinance,
since he wanted to do business locally. The one
thing about refinancing and mortgage loans that Epocrates
knew was most important if he wanted to get the best
refinance rate,was what his credit report looked like.
He went on the web and found a place where he could get
a freecreditreport. His credit report turned out to be not
as bad as he'd thought.
Now, all of this searching for refinance leads would
have been simple if Epocrates had been a veteran, as he
would have qualified for a va refinance, but since he
was a concientious objector, that option wasn't available
to him. Also, if he'd been looking to refinance rental
property, he would have been able to find refinancing
easily, but since it wasn't rental property which he had,
this wasn't possible either. He wanted to consolidate loans
into one equity mortgage also, so that he only had to
write one check each month.
So after researching all of the local mortgage companies
and mortgage lenders, he finally found the best mortgage
refinance deal possible, with a low mortgage refinance rate.
He filled out the mortgage application sheet and finally, FINALLY
locked in his low mortgage rate for his mortgage loan.
"Whew!", said Epocrates to himself when he was done, "Refinancing
mortgage is not so terribly hard once you know how!"
Because once you obtain the right knowledge, achieving Escape Velocity from your financial problems is quite easy!