5 Oct 2001 @ 11:44
St. Silicon has been ministering to “the data distressed, the unwired masses, the D-based and D-filed” since 1984. According to St. Silicon, he was working at his terminal one eve when lightening struck his satellite dish and rendered him unconscious. When he awoke, the Keyboard Prayer was on the screen and he was given the name St. Silicon. The Giver of Data (G.O.D.) instructed him to start the Church of Heuristic Information Process (CHIP), the first user-friendly religion. Here, reproduced are some of his inspirational words to help you through your learning curve. More >
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