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THE FOREST GREEN: Touched by his Noodly Appendage |
Category: Information 4 comments 10 Aug 2008 @ 20:29 by Cotton Blather @24.128.65.214 : How to spot a hereticThere beeth many heretics in todays world. Many of those who are devoted to FSM (may his name be glorified) have asked me, "Cotton, how doest thou spot a witch"? I hast foundeth a very simple methods of confirming the presence of the spirit of the Anti-FSM in a body. 1. Place a bowl of spaggetti in front of the suspected heretic. 2. Observe. Ifeth they start to say that they are "not very hungry", or starteth going on about how "I'm allergic to wheat gluten", then thou hast foundeth thy witch. A true heretic in league with the Anti-FSM cannot abide Spaggetti. And every body knoeth that all good spirits adore the dish. Sincerely yours in Pasta, Cotton Blather Church of St. Anthony Martinetti, North End Boston, Mathachucettes 10 Aug 2008 @ 20:59 by jmarc : Devotional Art Work .  ?v=0 11 Aug 2008 @ 06:08 by skookum : ahahahhaahaha Thanks to both of you.. wow.. I had no idea lol ahahhahahaha ahhahahahaha thanks for the laugh.. ooh.. I have to test a witch soon.. 11 Aug 2008 @ 20:56 by a-d : Only ONE Pic.... : the RIGHT ONE,and the Human Dilemma is all exposed!.... The formless TRAPPED in "formless form" -as only Cooked Spaghetti can reveal 'it'!... Now my legs feel like COOKED spaghetti!... HEEEELP meeeee!... Somebody, pleeeease, help Meeeeee!... Other entries in Information Friday, December 5th 2008: Strangers May Cheer You Up, Study Says Saturday, September 20th 2008: The Haunted Cell Phone Saturday, August 2nd 2008: 6.6 degrees of separation Wednesday, July 9th 2008: Life is cheap.. but.. Sunday, July 6th 2008: Sahaja Yoga Meditation Thursday, July 3rd 2008: TAPAS acupressure technique.. TAT for short Tuesday, June 24th 2008: EFT Emotional Freedom Technique Thursday, June 19th 2008: Tong Ren Today Tuesday, May 13th 2008: Pandora Radio Thursday, March 13th 2008: Ulcerative Colitis
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Sunday, August 10th 2008, by Marissa A Spencer