2001-10-21 17:20:20 -- YUH THINK IT EASY





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Don't you just hate eating noodles when they are too hot? Try cooling them off with this invention!






Banana Recipe


You can just imagine what goes into this delicacy.

Ingredients:
º Laughing Eyes
º Loving Arms
º Well Shaped Legs
º Firm Milk Containers
º Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
º Large Banana


Mixing Instructions:

1. Look into Laughing Eyes, spread Well-Shaped Legs, squeeze and massage Milk Containers very gently until Fur-Lined Bowl is well greased.

2. Add Banana and gently work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh until well relieved.

3. Bread is done when Banana is soft.

4. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl. If bread starts to rise - LEAVE TOWN!

(Gourmets may lick the bowl)






Boy ah have to buy a roti for de madamme
She say make sure is anything but a viagra roti

A viagra roti? Wot is dat boy?

Man , she say dat is when de meat so hard it does hurt yuh

-Charlie, Tunapuna Trinidad








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