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 With Gratitude 0 comments
category picture3 May 2007 @ 11:48
There are a zillion and one things I'm grateful about. Today I'm going to focus on that wonderful website called YouTube, where people share their favourite videos. It's a place of pure joy.

I thank everyone who share at YouTube.  More >

 Symbols, Thoughts or Feelings 0 comments
category picture20 Apr 2007 @ 10:46
"But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof." -- Matthew 6: 33-34

There is a television advert for a furniture company whose sale always ends on Sunday. I often wonder which Sunday they're referring to. Next Sunday, first Sunday in March 2008, last Sunday in December 2010, first Sunday in Never?

People, including myself, are constantly saying "See you later." What do people mean by later? 1 minute later, 2 minutes, 10 minutes, 1 hour, 5 years later, in the after life, when?

What about when people say "I'll see you in a sec?" A second lasts only one moment and it's gone. That means most of us are lying.  More >

 Moon Landing 0 comments
category picture11 Apr 2007 @ 13:39
Last night's Horizon documentary was called "Moon for Sale." Experts believe that the moon has tons of energy that man can exploit. Those who can afford it are already staking their claim on the moon. So it's only a matter of time before there will be shuttles to take people to live on the moon. I wonder whether the new inhabitants will consider themselves Mooners. Will they be practising the ancient art of mooning?

Experts have been telling us that we are depleting the earth's natural resources. As a result of this the earth is experiencing global warming. Animals are getting extinct. Even though we are frantically recycling, the energy can only go so far. It's only a matter of time before we run out of energy and have to look elsewhere like the moon.  More >

 The New Species of Man 2 comments
category picture7 Apr 2007 @ 11:49
While I was taking a walk, I noticed a fair at the other side of the park. I stopped and watched people on the fair rides. One ride was shaped like a boat that swung round until it turned upside down. It reminded me of a ride I went on years ago at Margate called "Mary Rose." I could hear people screeching inside.

Another ride swung from side to side then went as high as the top of the trees. I noticed a boy was eating a sandwich during the ride. What a cool cat!  More >

 Stay! Good Dog! 4 comments
category picture3 Apr 2007 @ 15:20
One question I've often wondered about.

Why is it that I can go for hours and hold my pee in, but the moment I get to the toilet to have a pee, I'm so desperate I nearly wet myself? Surely, as I've been holding you in for hours, you can wait for a few more seconds until I get my pants down?

These days I treat peeing the way one trains a dog. When I get to the toilet and I feel the pee dying to come out I relax and I think or say out loud: "Stay! Stay! Stay!" until I'm ready, then let it out. After that I say "Good dog!"

Woof!

Yay! Now I can take my dog to Crufts.

Enocia

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