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 99th Percentile
picture 2 Aug 2005 @ 12:21, by Jose Overalles

Well, it's sort of official, I guess. He's the Most Fit President in History He's in the 99th percentile. Quite an honor! Must be the lizard blood, lol.

I made the coveted 99th percentile once.

Not in the physical area though. Those standardised educational assesment tests where you fill in the little ovals with a number two pencil. It was found that I'd scored better than 99 percent of the high school seniors in America for reference skills. Which meant, I guess, if you needed someone to look up some info on anything for you, I'd be the guy to do it.

Of course, there was no internet then. I guess that I could be like some pony express guy bragging that he used to get the mail from point A to point B in only 2 days, as the sound of a concorde jet drowns out his voice.

Useless skills.

Yeah, friends used to come to me with questions about all kinds of stuff. Now they go to the internet.

I guess being the "fittest leader" held more cashe in the olden days when the leader actually led his men into battle.

Doesn't hold much water now though, I guess.

Well. I gots to go to work. (Don't ask).




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