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17 Dec 2002 @ 10:44, by Sandi Hunter
Please read this to the end, where it does become serious with facts......
REVOLT! White American Uprising... [link]
REQUEST FOR CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION
ATTN: President/CEO
I am the widow of the late President George W. Bush of the United States > of America. I am writing you this letter in confidence regarding my current circumstances. I escaped the United States ahead of death squads with my husband and > two children Jenna and Frank, moving first to England and then, when my > husband's political enemies took power there, to Austria. All of our > wealth, obtained legitimately through baseball, oil drilling and insider > trading, was seized by the new government of the USA under the despotic > regime of 'Dr.' Noam Chomsky, except for the contents of a few Swiss > bank accounts. These bank accounts, which contain social security > lock-box funds and the bulk of the 2001 budget surplus, could not be > accessed by me or my children, due to agreements made between the > socialist government of the USA and Swiss bank regulators. They seized > our ranch in Crawford, Texas and now use it to teach homosexualist propaganda to schoolchildren.
When my husband died during a visit to the Mr. Salty factory here in Vienna, I decided to lay low, changing my identity and communicating only through Mrs. Peggy Noonan. However, now that Chomsky is dead of apoplexy, my advisors suggest that the time is right for me to transfer > some of these funds. I will wish to deposit $1,250,000,000 in a bank > account for certain purchases, investments and other safe and reliable business opportunities. Please respond to this letter and indicate your interest in receiving the money for us. I will stress again how > important confidentiality is; my husband's political enemies would like > nothing better than to see me made penniless and our hard-earned > retirement funds turned over to Tom Daschle. An additional $850,000,000,000 in funds is also available in gold, and gold debenture notes, from our dear old banking advisors on both sides > of the 'water'. Perhaps you can recommend reliable destinations for > these funds as well? Our preferred destinations are small backwater 'nations', without white people, where a timely and modest investment can leverage a complete change of government. Where our partners can pick up all the mining, industrial and timber contracts. In-kind investments (guns, narcotics > and counterfeit currency) are still preferred! You understand? You are a saint! Please respond with your contact information, including fax and telephone numbers, to signal interest in this mutually beneficial transaction. I will provide an introduction to my son (Frank), who will work with you in determining the logistics of the transfer and the method and amount of your remuneration. I would contact you via phone directly, but a spot of trouble in my youth has made me doubt myself > around heavy machinery.
In sincere anticipation of a productive relationship, Mrs. George W. Bush Vienna, Austria
Help Wanted >
US Government Looking For Qualified Applicants > by Carol Norris > Dissident Voice December 8, 2002 Help Wanted
The current administration is looking for qualified applicants to fill positions in its new agencies, departments, task forces, offices, > appointments, organizations and bureaus spawned from the war on > terror. > (No. Of course this is not big government. We are a Republican > administration, for chrissakes. We call it: Operation > Never-Ending Small > Government.) Qualifications
* Aging white men, responsible for an assortment of wrongdoings > and > misconduct in former administrations given top priority.
* Persons convicted of multiple felons involving, say, illegal > arm sales to > foreign guerillas, let off on technicalities; those involved in egregious corporate transgressions; and human rights violators and > individuals considered war criminals by many at home and abroad who were once integral in the preemptive "secret" bombing and killing of millions of > civilians in a country in Southeast Asia or in a deadly South American coup that happened on another tragic September 11th in 1973 are welcome to apply. > Misdemeanors okay, too.
* A proven track record of lying to/withholding information from/misleading Congress and the American people in the name of national security (or not), a huge plus. Willingness to continue doing so is extremely > desirable.
* References from current or past foreign dictators and Geedubya's daddy favorably received. (An Axis of Evil leader's recommendation acceptable. If US corporations find it kosher to continue doing business with > these > anointed evildoers, that's good enough for us.)
* Established, direct ties to industry an absolute must.
* Ability to work shredder and delete button on computer required.
* Space in private home to store sensitive, sought-after governmental documents from past administrations puts you at a real advantage.
* Your conflict of interest is not a conflict for us. Salary Commensurate with what you can get away with. While Bush just limited federal employee raises (below what Congress asked for), he has now re-instituted cash bonuses for political appointees. This practice was banned during the Clinton era due to questions of abuse and of rewarding political loyalty. But like the daily resurrection of other long-gone, dearly departed policies, practices and people revived in this > administration: it's back.
A Justice Department memorandum explains that the bonuses "will be limited to truly outstanding performance that contributes directly to achieving the president's and the attorney general's national goals and objectives." So, just play nice with John and Geedubya and you're golden.
Literally. Perks Unparalleled power veiled in a cloak of secrecy. We're in the process of eviscerating the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). Sshhh. It's a secret. We know what a great tool it is for the American people to use to find out what we're up to. And we don't particularly want people to know these things. So back in October 2001, Ashcroft assured agency heads that the Justice Department would back any FOIA denials they made to the public. Then White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card gave instructions in a March 2002 memo that agencies should restrict access to "sensitive but unclassified" information requested through the FOIA. "Sensitive" is a boundless umbrella. Already this has resulted in the deletion of over 6,000 Pentagon documents. And there are more deletions on the way, to be sure. And now the recently passed Homeland Security bill includes a provision that lets agencies exempt themselves from certain FOIA requests without any judicial review. So, there are almost no checks and balances in place. Cloak of disinformation. It's true that Rumsfeld'
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Category: Projects
3 comments
17 Dec 2002 @ 17:08 by sharie : Nigerian Oil Company
Having received a number of email requests from *Nigerian Government Officials* asking that I assist them with transfer of millions of dollars, I cracked up at the widow Bush's request. Thanks for the laugh.
17 Dec 2002 @ 21:14 by cho : I /really/ envy the ability to do this!
Gawwd, I am /so/ pompous, and /so/ earnest, and /so/ scholastic! Oh, if I'm lucky enough to regain a human rebirth, I want to be able to write good long pieces of satire like this!
18 Dec 2002 @ 01:07 by shawa : LOL!
*sob, sob* LOL! *sob,sob*
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