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 Stay! Good Dog! 4 comments
3 Apr 2007 @ 15:20, by Enocia Joseph

One question I've often wondered about.

Why is it that I can go for hours and hold my pee in, but the moment I get to the toilet to have a pee, I'm so desperate I nearly wet myself? Surely, as I've been holding you in for hours, you can wait for a few more seconds until I get my pants down?

These days I treat peeing the way one trains a dog. When I get to the toilet and I feel the pee dying to come out I relax and I think or say out loud: "Stay! Stay! Stay!" until I'm ready, then let it out. After that I say "Good dog!"

Woof!

Yay! Now I can take my dog to Crufts.

Enocia

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3 Apr 2007 @ 16:08 by jazzolog : The Anxiety Of The Times
There could be an interesting study on this. Soon everyone may begin peeing our pants...at the thought of Terrorism Wars, Global Warming, the price of popcorn! If you think you've got it bad, you should be an old man without prostate---hoping 1) to make it to toilet in time, and 2) that it takes less than 20 minutes once the trickle starts.  

4 Apr 2007 @ 08:53 by vector8 : Solution for World Peace
Richard, this is very important. If we could all train our bodies just like dogs are trained, imagine what a better place the world will be. Maybe this is the way to achieve world peace and goodwill to all men.

I call on all my brothers and sisters to take dominion over their inner dogs this day. So be it!

:-)  

4 Apr 2007 @ 18:52 by celestial : YES,
Heel (pronounced "heal") thyself, dog!  

5 Apr 2007 @ 12:02 by vector8 : Good one, celestial
Maybe I should say "good dog!" :)

Heal thyself!  

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