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24 Jan 2005 @ 00:59, by swanny

"Star Pooptrek"
01-23-05, 05:57 pm (PDT)
In response to message #0
Captain Captain.....

What is it Scotty...
says Captain Male Chicken

The poop is hitting the warp coils...
and the warp coils are have lost their
The ship will keep increasing
endlessly in speed forever...
*spock gasps*

Captain Kock
swivels his chair
*hmmm this is serious
he thinks to himself*

Is this poop gravity fed mr spook

*spook is having an emotional
Not now Captain my mother never hugged me

*captain reaches into bag of tricks*

Here this is jojo my favorite teddy bear that
I never had..... hold and hug once an hour

*spock tears streamin*
Mama mama

so spook is this poop gravity fed

well my calculations on my amiga
computer game....
oh the computers are down by the way
Indicate it is partially gravity fed.....

hmmm only paritally....
well we'll have to scoop then....

man the shovels men if we feed enough
poop into the warp drives we should
be able to slow them down
and then maybe Scotty could jury rig some
kind of automated system that regulates
the drives with poop injection....

Captain *smiles scotty* it may just work


who wrote this....
this has got to be wierd

theres a brandy a comin your way captain

now now scotty you know I don't touch the stuff
anymore not since the pregancy .....

say no more captain

perhaps a little port though.....

With grace, peace, and
May we be Blessed.....


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24 Jan 2005 @ 11:41 by swanny : Episode 2
"Star Pooptrek #2"
01-24-05, 04:40 am (PDT)
In response to message #40
What tis a shovel Kaptain
*asks Chekoofus*

*Captain rolls eyes and looks at the ceiling*

A Shovel.... yes its a concept Mr Chekoofus
From a time when people still worked for a

Iss it like a phaser......
*says checkoff*

no phasers were things people went through
in the course of there life....

LIke vodka?

yes like vodka
*sighs and wonders what they are
teaching in schools these days*

*suddenly a voluputous blond Klingon
in hot pants beams on to the deck"

*looks at the captain and says*
I want you

Yes I know..... they all do....

And I feel a wardrobe malfunction coming on
*she says*

You know that is not the appropriate use of
velcroe *says the captain*

Oh whats the use *says spock*
Its these ears and green blood
the shame......

*captain turns and thinks quickly again
something he seems to be gaining a little
skill at*

My agent can probably get you something on the
Greenish Giant set......

*spock raises eyebrow*
Really.... would they throw in some cans of

*breaks to commericial*

Only you can save a forest
*insert smoky the bear ad*

With grace, peace, and
May we be Blessed.....


24 Jan 2005 @ 12:24 by gea : hahaha!
Your own production, Mr Woof, I mean Worrrrf?  

24 Jan 2005 @ 12:31 by swanny : Smiles
Yes or a case of 24 hour mad cow.....
How was the sunrise this morn.....
Lady S....?

sir swan  

24 Jan 2005 @ 13:32 by jmarc : Damn it Jim!
I'm a doctor, not a bartender!  

24 Jan 2005 @ 13:40 by swanny : Oh?
But a shingles a shingle is a shingle
Which box of cereal did your degree
come from again?
Oh and did you take the Unconscious
Hypocrisy Oath...
Okay make it a water
stirred but not shaken...  

24 Jan 2005 @ 13:46 by swanny : Computer.....
Computer... "Water" "cold"....
with a hint of "spearmint"....
and "lemon".....
darn things.....  

24 Jan 2005 @ 14:57 by gea : :-)
T´was orange and pink and blue, and now comes a wave of cold, and I´ll disappear into the dungeons! ;-)  

24 Jan 2005 @ 15:15 by swanny : Ahhh
It has just arrived here in a swirl of red bright pink clouds in the
East I gave it a "wolf whistle" hee hee
It helps to keep the neighbours on their toes


25 Jan 2005 @ 13:23 by spiritseek : Loved Star Trek
didn't much care for the new shows,even though the script in the first ones were kinda corny.My brother and I used to travel the stars in our old chicken coop in the back yard.Popping in and out of wormholes at the speed of flight!  

9 Jun 2006 @ 11:00 by Swanny @ : Star Trip
Well this was a while back....
The port must have been good that week.


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