|New Civilization News: Star Pooptrek|
Category: Ideas, Creativity
10 comments24 Jan 2005 @ 11:41 by swanny : Episode 2
"Star Pooptrek #2"
01-24-05, 04:40 am (PDT)
In response to message #40
What tis a shovel Kaptain
*Captain rolls eyes and looks at the ceiling*
A Shovel.... yes its a concept Mr Chekoofus
From a time when people still worked for a
Iss it like a phaser......
no phasers were things people went through
in the course of there life....
yes like vodka
*sighs and wonders what they are
teaching in schools these days*
*suddenly a voluputous blond Klingon
in hot pants beams on to the deck"
*looks at the captain and says*
I want you
Yes I know..... they all do....
And I feel a wardrobe malfunction coming on
You know that is not the appropriate use of
velcroe *says the captain*
Oh whats the use *says spock*
Its these ears and green blood
*captain turns and thinks quickly again
something he seems to be gaining a little
My agent can probably get you something on the
Greenish Giant set......
*spock raises eyebrow*
Really.... would they throw in some cans of
*breaks to commericial*
Only you can save a forest
*insert smoky the bear ad*
With grace, peace, and
May we be Blessed.....
24 Jan 2005 @ 12:24 by gea : hahaha!
Your own production, Mr Woof, I mean Worrrrf?
24 Jan 2005 @ 12:31 by swanny : Smiles
Yes or a case of 24 hour mad cow.....
How was the sunrise this morn.....
24 Jan 2005 @ 13:32 by jmarc : Damn it Jim!
I'm a doctor, not a bartender!
24 Jan 2005 @ 13:40 by swanny : Oh?
But a shingles a shingle is a shingle
Which box of cereal did your degree
come from again?
Oh and did you take the Unconscious
Okay make it a water
stirred but not shaken...
24 Jan 2005 @ 13:46 by swanny : Computer.....
Computer... "Water" "cold"....
with a hint of "spearmint"....
24 Jan 2005 @ 14:57 by gea : :-)
T´was orange and pink and blue, and now comes a wave of cold, and I´ll disappear into the dungeons! ;-)
24 Jan 2005 @ 15:15 by swanny : Ahhh
It has just arrived here in a swirl of red bright pink clouds in the
East I gave it a "wolf whistle" hee hee
It helps to keep the neighbours on their toes
25 Jan 2005 @ 13:23 by spiritseek : Loved Star Trek
didn't much care for the new shows,even though the script in the first ones were kinda corny.My brother and I used to travel the stars in our old chicken coop in the back yard.Popping in and out of wormholes at the speed of flight!
9 Jun 2006 @ 11:00 by Swanny @22.214.171.124 : Star Trip
Well this was a while back....
The port must have been good that week.
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