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11 May 2007 @ 12:04, by Enocia Joseph

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and beings called Humours. God blessed Humours and gave them power to create joy and humour. God also warned Humours to avoid the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil or they will die.

Humours had a whale of a time being happy and jolly and having a ball. Life was always fun.

One day a Humour walked by the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

Tree: Hey Humour, come over here!

Humour: What's up tree? Why don't you come down and join the party and have some fun.

Tree: I'm having way too much fun here, thank you.

Humour: Suit yourself. Have fun anyway.

Tree: Wait! Why don't you have some of my fruits? I've been dying to share my fruits but no one wants to share them with me.

Humour: That's because God said we shouldn't eat from your tree or we will die.

Tree: I'm sure God wouldn't mind if you take one bite. Besides, it will be a laugh.

Humour: Are you sure I won't die?

Tree: Of course I'm sure. I'll tell you a secret. The reason why God didn't want you to eat my fruits is because your eyes will be open.

Humour (chuckling): What do you mean?

Tree: You will learn a lot about yourself as a Humour.

Humour: You're having a laugh, right?

Tree: No, I'm deadly serious.

Humour: What do you mean by "deadly serious"?

Tree: Eat my fruits and find out.

Humour decided there was no harm in having one bite. He liked it so much he ate several fruits. Being a good-natured kind of Humour, he decided to share his fruits with the first Humour he came across. The other Humour ate it and liked it.

Suddenly, their eyes were open; both Humours realised they were different. One had boobs and the other had a willy. They bickered over their differences. They were so disruptive the other Humours didn't know how to deal with them so Humours created another world and sent the disruptive Humours to live in that world.

As you can see, death occurred when Humours lost their humour and became humans.

In the new world, humans gave birth to more humans and yet deep inside they knew there was more to them than just being human, but they were still stuck being humans. From time to time Humours were sent to the world humans now lived in to remind them about their true nature as Humours. They were taught that one way to regain your Humour is to stop trying to make others wrong for being who they are. Accept everyone. Love yourself and you will be Humours.

Now that you know the REAL Secret, please forward this message to others so they too can awaken to their true selves as Humours.

Forward to one friend and you'll receive two jokes for free.
Forward to 5 friends and you'll receive 50 free tickets to a comedy club.
Forward to 100 friends and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank.
Keep this message to yourself and you will still be blessed with humour.

Blessings to all Humours.


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11 May 2007 @ 19:10 by celestial : I Love Your Helical Twist!

Obviously, Adam and Eve didn't die on the day they tasted the forbidden fruit...
IT WAS TOO BITTER! (They didn't eat enough to die.) Maybe, one said to the other, "Yuk, here, taste this!"

There must have been some kind of drug in the fruit, which caused an altered state of consciousness because they became PARANOID and hid from THE VOICE ov God.

But they did realize that they didn't have FUR like all the other animals...
THEY WERE INDEED NAKED! (Clothing hadn't been invented yet.)

Their mentality then was to blend back in with the rest of creation so they began to wear FUR from dead animals.  

11 May 2007 @ 20:35 by hgoodgame : Another REAL SECRET

When it asks for your username etc., hit cancel and it will come up anyway!

Twisted, my favorite! Thanks. ;)  

11 May 2007 @ 21:19 by a-d : Humour
the Divine Healer!

Thanx Heidi, good link!  

11 May 2007 @ 21:34 by b : Thanks Enocia
for the good laugh.  

12 May 2007 @ 09:01 by vector8 : Hi friends
I thought it was about time I capitalised on THE SECRET so I wrote this piece. :)

Actually, Celestial, Adam and Eve were naturists. Eden was a naturist community until their minds got twisted and they started wearing clothes. :)

Thanks for the link Heidi, in agreement with the piece. Spot on.

Lots of love to all you Humour beings.


20 May 2007 @ 12:19 by neva : Funny
What a funny read. Thanks for brightening my day.  

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