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10 Aug 2008 @ 20:29 by Cotton Blather @24.128.65.214 : How to spot a heretic
There beeth many heretics in todays world. Many of those who are devoted to FSM (may his name be glorified) have asked me, "Cotton, how doest thou spot a witch"?
I hast foundeth a very simple methods of confirming the presence of the spirit of the Anti-FSM in a body.
1. Place a bowl of spaggetti in front of the suspected heretic.
2. Observe. Ifeth they start to say that they are "not very hungry", or starteth going on about how "I'm allergic to wheat gluten", then thou hast foundeth thy witch. A true heretic in league with the Anti-FSM cannot abide Spaggetti. And every body knoeth that all good spirits adore the dish.
Sincerely yours in Pasta,
Cotton Blather
Church of St. Anthony Martinetti,
North End
Boston, Mathachucettes
10 Aug 2008 @ 18:52, by Marissa A Spencer
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